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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Akira was pretty MIA the night after the trial, mostly because he was IN THE SHOWER trying to wash away the feeling of uncleanliness that had come over him once he realized he slept in a room full of rats. . . but he was definitely at the execution, watching the display with a stony expression. and as soon as the execution had ended, he had spun on his heel and stalked stiffly to the kitchen]

[to treat himself with the one thing he had missed all week. . . . . . . . . . . COFFEE]

[he glances up when he hears Dazai enter and lifts a hand to greet him]


Oh. Yeah.

I brought it back Monday.

[coffee machine thief]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[MAYBE]

Ssssort of.

[taste!! which is 100% why he's enjoying the coffee now because he can taste it again]

Peach-san's favorite drink is coffee. She was apparently devastated when I stole the coffee machine.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[very obvious!! he seems utterly content with every sip he takes, like coffee is the LIFE-GIVING ELIXIR of the universe]

Peach-san is both, so. . .?

[shrugs]

Her job is already difficult. I didn't want to make her working conditions worse.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

[JUST TAKES ANOTHER SIP OF HIS DRINK]


What's your type, Dazai-san?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

[half to himself, and half aloud so Dazai can hear him]


Chuuya was right, huh. . .
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[watching him do that curiously, and his response is casual]

Not in those words, no.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-23 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It hasn't exactly been flattering.

[but hey, Akira's the type who likes to get to know people himself!1 he can tell that Dazai and Chuuya just. . . have one of those kinds of relationships]

[. . . a bit like his and Akechi's, he thinks. except not quite]


But he did tell me that you two work together.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-24 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
The mafia.

[yeah sorry Chuuya spilled that one, too. plus it was on his profile]

Is that why you call him a "dog?" Because he's supposed to be your underling?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
It sounded like he didn't really agree that you won, though.

[said with a small, amused huff]

You needed an unbiased moderator to declare a victor.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Also: most people don't tend to like being referred to as a "dog."

[LIGHTLY AMUSED. . .]

Maybe you should try calling him something else?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-24 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[NO HE DOES NOT HE'S JUST TAKING UP FOR HIS ROOMMATE]

Acceptable. But I'm not responsible for what might happen afterwards.

[still amused]

How long have you two known each other?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-25 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[huh. . .]

So not long at all. . . he told me that he just joined the mafia, but am I right in assuming you've been a member for a while?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-25 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . Akira pauses, because he doesn't really want to talk about the thief thing, but. . .]

[. . .]

[it's only fair when Dazai answered all of his questions, isn't it?]


A year, give or take a few months.

[is his response, delivered smoothly. but he isn't following it up with any explanation]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-02-26 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[A SNORT]

My rival? Who do you think my rival is, Dazai-san?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-02 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Does it?

[HMMMM SOMEONE IS PLAYING INNOCENT OVER HERE]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-04 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
["BONDING"]








We played pool.

[they sniped at each other and then played pool until they fell asleep on the table]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Akira usually locks the door so?? when he finds it unlocked, he assumes Chuuya is home!]

Chuuya? Are you aro--

[he tries to enter the room]





[and then bounces back as he slams right into an invisible barrier, a startled noise escaping his lips]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-10 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[what]

[rubs at his nose and straightens his glasses, frowning!! deeply!!!]


How did you get into our room?

[and now Dazai is getting a dubious look]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sneaky. . .

[reaches out to press his hand against the barrier]

. . . can you let me into my room? I'll even be nice and not kick you out afterwards.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-12 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[GOOD CHOICE, DAZAI. with that, Akira slides into his room, shooting the door frame a flat look as he does so]

. . .

Hn. I guess it's good to know that Fort Asshole is getting plenty of use.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-13 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuuya named it.

[he thinks it's a cute name]

[also. . . hm]


You sure do come here a lot, even though you and Chuuya don't get along on the surface.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-03-14 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[he will be very confused when that happens]

. . . hn.

You two are more "rivals" than Akechi and I are.