shortfornow | Leopard Cabin Mingle

I did, with all of the poking around you all managed!

[LOOK. Here's the thing. He'd have doxxed himself week 1 if he could have but that would have meant someone else got this shitty role!!

Anyway he'll pull open the side to reveal his arrowhead and rope and kooshball and whatever else i said was in there. Unfortunately for Chuuya, there is no secret stash of clown porn, though there are a folded stack of letters.]

[ hmm. hmm. ]

You wanna dump the rest of that now? [ he makes no effort to even look at the letters, those aren't his to look at. ]

[Ash is a bro he appreciates that.]

Might as well. I'll clean up the rest of it properly, too - no more fussing about bugs.

[HIS BUG DEN...]

Yeah if we get an ant infestation we know who to blame.

[ anyway, give him a moment he'll go toss some shit on the bonfire and let it burn. ]

[ and call back: ]

And eat some food, Beau'll kill me if you don't.

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[THANKS BUDDY. Wei Wuxian keeps the arrowhead, if only because that probably won't melt properly. He'll throw that somewhere else later. Maybe into pink snake's eyeball.]

I'll have you know I've been bullied at every turn to eat, thank you! Though your sandwiches were quite nice - I don't think I said that properly, earlier.

[He had a feeling it was Beau though FUCKIN BEAU.]

Yeah but did you listen?

[ hmm. ] I know. I can cook.

I did! I was eating!

[HE WAS EATING!!]

Do you have any of those left, speaking of?

Not from last week, no. [ drily. ]

I can make more, it won't take long.

[HE LOOKS. VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED, LIKE HE EXPECTED THERE TO BE LEFTOVER SANDWICHES?!

And then just gently waves a hand.]

No, no - no need for the trouble. Had soup yesterday, anyway.

[ He just points at him without looking. ]

Shut up.

I'll be back in ten.

[ fuck u soup man he's going to make sandwiches. ]

Ah—

[SANDWICH MAN COME BACK... Wei Wuxian holds a hand up but HE'S WALKING WITHOUT LOOKING ANYWAY THE PUNKASS so he just stands there. HE WILL WAIT FOR SANDWICHES, HE SUPPOSES.]

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[ poking the letters. ]

Did you have a secret admirer?

Nope! Made letters to deliver on the chance I died and we couldn't figure out how to turn things around.

[JUST BLUNTLY. He came from the only game to badend okay he had his shit on lock.]

Did you write one for me?

No one is reading these until I die.

[HE'S NOT ANSWERING THAT.]

[ Stares at him.

Grabs letters. ]

[THEY'RE ALL WRITTEN IN FANTASY CHINESE DAZAI WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO.]

[ HE KNOWS KANJI and one of the batfam. Damian probably knows Chinese. ]

[He probably will find a lil one with the kanji for his name on it, then. THOUGH WEI WUXIAN DOES PIPE UP.]

If you really want to read it, it's the least I can give you, but it's nothing special.

Maybe I'll hold on to it for when you manage to injure yourself again.

[ Is there one for Chuuya? ]

[HE REACHES OUT TO RUFFLE NATALIE'S HAIR.]

[SWATS AT HIS HANDS NOW THAT SHE CAN]

[IT ONLY STOPS HIM BECAUSE HE'S FEELING MERCIFUL.]

I won't nose through them.

[ Just the one with his name on it maybe ]