Leopard Cabin Mingle

[shortfornow]

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[shortfornow]

You're under arrest for mattress crimes.

[voidbreaker]

What Dazai said. Are you gonna clean this health hazard now or what?

[givethemhell]

[STOP, HIS MURDER BED... He fuckin sighs.]

Aiyo-- Is there a point in cleaning it by now?

[shortfornow]

Open it up. We're going to check for weapons and drugs.

[givethemhell]

Well, you won't find any of either, sorry to say.

[BUT, LIKE. He doesn't see a point in hiding, so he'll doxx himself SURE. He lifts the sheet up and reveals the stitching.]

[voidbreaker]

Oh wow, you did actually clean this as you went along huh. [ just not in the normal way. ]

[givethemhell]

I did, with all of the poking around you all managed!

[LOOK. Here's the thing. He'd have doxxed himself week 1 if he could have but that would have meant someone else got this shitty role!!

Anyway he'll pull open the side to reveal his arrowhead and rope and kooshball and whatever else i said was in there. Unfortunately for Chuuya, there is no secret stash of clown porn, though there are a folded stack of letters.]

[voidbreaker]

[ hmm. hmm. ]

You wanna dump the rest of that now? [ he makes no effort to even look at the letters, those aren't his to look at. ]

[givethemhell]

[Ash is a bro he appreciates that.]

Might as well. I'll clean up the rest of it properly, too - no more fussing about bugs.

[HIS BUG DEN...]

[voidbreaker]

Yeah if we get an ant infestation we know who to blame.

[ anyway, give him a moment he'll go toss some shit on the bonfire and let it burn. ]

[ and call back: ]

And eat some food, Beau'll kill me if you don't.

[givethemhell]

[THANKS BUDDY. Wei Wuxian keeps the arrowhead, if only because that probably won't melt properly. He'll throw that somewhere else later. Maybe into pink snake's eyeball.]

I'll have you know I've been bullied at every turn to eat, thank you! Though your sandwiches were quite nice - I don't think I said that properly, earlier.

[He had a feeling it was Beau though FUCKIN BEAU.]

[voidbreaker]

Yeah but did you listen?

[ hmm. ] I know. I can cook.

[givethemhell]

I did! I was eating!

[HE WAS EATING!!]

Do you have any of those left, speaking of?

[voidbreaker]

Not from last week, no. [ drily. ]

I can make more, it won't take long.

[shortfornow]

[ poking the letters. ]

Did you have a secret admirer?

[givethemhell]

Nope! Made letters to deliver on the chance I died and we couldn't figure out how to turn things around.

[JUST BLUNTLY. He came from the only game to badend okay he had his shit on lock.]

[shortfornow]

Did you write one for me?

[givethemhell]

No one is reading these until I die.

[HE'S NOT ANSWERING THAT.]

[shortfornow]

[ Stares at him.

Grabs letters. ]

[givethemhell]

[THEY'RE ALL WRITTEN IN FANTASY CHINESE DAZAI WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO.]

[shortfornow]

[ HE KNOWS KANJI and one of the batfam. Damian probably knows Chinese. ]

[successives]

Cut it out.

[givethemhell]

[HE REACHES OUT TO RUFFLE NATALIE'S HAIR.]

[successives]

[She's just over here mouthing 'sorry'.]

[givethemhell]

[HE JUST NODS HER WAY. He deserves to have his nasty trash panda murderbed ransacked.]