Leopard Cabin Mingle

[shortfornow]

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[givethemhell]

[WELL HE'S

HE'S COMING BACK. He did say he wouldn't make himself scarce and he is Not Lying, though he's definitely squinting when he walks in and sees just. Everyone standing around his mattress YALL.

He's. He's just quiet for a second because he thinks he is being kicked out of the cabin.]

[shortfornow]

You're under arrest for mattress crimes.

[voidbreaker]

What Dazai said. Are you gonna clean this health hazard now or what?

[givethemhell]

[STOP, HIS MURDER BED... He fuckin sighs.]

Aiyo-- Is there a point in cleaning it by now?

[shortfornow]

Open it up. We're going to check for weapons and drugs.

[givethemhell]

Well, you won't find any of either, sorry to say.

[BUT, LIKE. He doesn't see a point in hiding, so he'll doxx himself SURE. He lifts the sheet up and reveals the stitching.]

[voidbreaker]

Oh wow, you did actually clean this as you went along huh. [ just not in the normal way. ]

[givethemhell]

I did, with all of the poking around you all managed!

[LOOK. Here's the thing. He'd have doxxed himself week 1 if he could have but that would have meant someone else got this shitty role!!

Anyway he'll pull open the side to reveal his arrowhead and rope and kooshball and whatever else i said was in there. Unfortunately for Chuuya, there is no secret stash of clown porn, though there are a folded stack of letters.]

[voidbreaker]

[ hmm. hmm. ]

You wanna dump the rest of that now? [ he makes no effort to even look at the letters, those aren't his to look at. ]

[givethemhell]

[Ash is a bro he appreciates that.]

Might as well. I'll clean up the rest of it properly, too - no more fussing about bugs.

[HIS BUG DEN...]

[voidbreaker]

Yeah if we get an ant infestation we know who to blame.

[ anyway, give him a moment he'll go toss some shit on the bonfire and let it burn. ]

[ and call back: ]

And eat some food, Beau'll kill me if you don't.

[givethemhell]

[THANKS BUDDY. Wei Wuxian keeps the arrowhead, if only because that probably won't melt properly. He'll throw that somewhere else later. Maybe into pink snake's eyeball.]

I'll have you know I've been bullied at every turn to eat, thank you! Though your sandwiches were quite nice - I don't think I said that properly, earlier.

[He had a feeling it was Beau though FUCKIN BEAU.]

[voidbreaker]

Yeah but did you listen?

[ hmm. ] I know. I can cook.

[givethemhell]

I did! I was eating!

[HE WAS EATING!!]

Do you have any of those left, speaking of?

[voidbreaker]

Not from last week, no. [ drily. ]

I can make more, it won't take long.

[shortfornow]

[ poking the letters. ]

Did you have a secret admirer?

[givethemhell]

Nope! Made letters to deliver on the chance I died and we couldn't figure out how to turn things around.

[JUST BLUNTLY. He came from the only game to badend okay he had his shit on lock.]

[shortfornow]

Did you write one for me?

[givethemhell]

No one is reading these until I die.

[HE'S NOT ANSWERING THAT.]

[shortfornow]

[ Stares at him.

Grabs letters. ]

[givethemhell]

[THEY'RE ALL WRITTEN IN FANTASY CHINESE DAZAI WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO.]

[shortfornow]

[ HE KNOWS KANJI and one of the batfam. Damian probably knows Chinese. ]

[successives]

Cut it out.

[successives]

[She's just over here mouthing 'sorry'.]

[givethemhell]

[HE JUST NODS HER WAY. He deserves to have his nasty trash panda murderbed ransacked.]