Leopard Cabin Mingle

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post role doxxing, wk 6, monday

[voidbreaker]

[ right well.

after all that, ash is just gonna. walk over to wwx's bed and start hefting up the mattress. if you're out of the cabin for 24 hours you forfeit bed searching rights, fatassxian.

just seeing if it's weirdly heavier than usual, or if it rattles or something. ]

[successives]

[Almost immediately:]

What are you doing?

[voidbreaker]

Being nosey.

If he's been hiding murder shit in his gremlin bed for six weeks I'm dragging him for the rest of them week.

[ it's light-hearted enough. ]

[shortfornow]

Maybe that's why he's been trashing it. To keep us from wanting to go near it.

[voidbreaker]

I mean.

It worked?

[shortfornow]

It did. We should have taken it apart before.

[voidbreaker]

None of us wanted to go near it, let's be honest.

[successives]

...At least wait until he gets back.

[voidbreaker]

I'm not gonna start ripping into it, I'm just gonna-- [ and he hefts it a bit to shake it. will it rattle? who knows. ]

[givethemhell]

[IT DOESN'T RATTLE LOOK AT WHAT'S IN THERE. It's also not weirdly heavier than usual. Why are yall making me do an investigation thread on my own mattress i hate everyone in this bar.

He'll be able to see the stitching on the side if he pulls the sheet off, though, and may be able to feel that there's something under the sheet beforehand to tip him off.]

[voidbreaker]

[ pewwish ]

Hm.

Yeah there's something in here. [ he sets the mattress back down, upright on the floor and leans against it. ]

We can wait for him to come back.

[shortfornow]

We should cut that open first so his mind will jump to us finding something first.

[successives]

And do what once he does, exactly?

[shortforever]

Nah, don't wait. He can't deny it if we find it first.

[successives]

[She still doesn't look happy about this!! But she won't stop him.]

[voidbreaker]

[ it's fine, he's confirmed items in the mattress and is waiting for their resident murdergremlin to come back. ]

[givethemhell]

[WELL HE'S

HE'S COMING BACK. He did say he wouldn't make himself scarce and he is Not Lying, though he's definitely squinting when he walks in and sees just. Everyone standing around his mattress YALL.

He's. He's just quiet for a second because he thinks he is being kicked out of the cabin.]

[shortfornow]

You're under arrest for mattress crimes.

[voidbreaker]

What Dazai said. Are you gonna clean this health hazard now or what?

[givethemhell]

[STOP, HIS MURDER BED... He fuckin sighs.]

Aiyo-- Is there a point in cleaning it by now?

[shortfornow]

Open it up. We're going to check for weapons and drugs.

[givethemhell]

Well, you won't find any of either, sorry to say.

[BUT, LIKE. He doesn't see a point in hiding, so he'll doxx himself SURE. He lifts the sheet up and reveals the stitching.]

[voidbreaker]

Oh wow, you did actually clean this as you went along huh. [ just not in the normal way. ]

[successives]

[She's just over here mouthing 'sorry'.]

[givethemhell]

[HE JUST NODS HER WAY. He deserves to have his nasty trash panda murderbed ransacked.]