Leopard Cabin Mingle

[shortfornow]

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w1: Monday morning

[shortfornow]

[ At nine in the morning, there will be a really loud sound in the cabin aimed at Wei Wuxian's bunk. Wakey wakey ]

[givethemhell]

[JUST FUCKIN YELLS AS HE SNAPS AWAKE IN CONFUSION... He jolts so hard that a bunch of the shit on his bunk spills over the edge too, god.]

[shortfornow]

[ It's raining snacks and wrappers. Gross. He'll lower the vuvuzela. ]

Good morning! You're making a mess on the floor down here.

[ Like he didn't just startle him awake. ]

[givethemhell]

[IT SURE IS. He'll eat those floor snacks later, thanks.]

--What was that?! That was terrible! Did you do that? Is that what made that sound--?

[VUVUZELA...]

[shortfornow]

Ah, this? It's a little something I picked up.

[ bringing it back to his mouth to blow on it again. ]

[voidbreaker]

[ from somewhere in the peace and calm of ash's general direction...


a whistle sounds. like someone (ash) is just blowing on it consistently. ]

[givethemhell]

[STARING OVER IN ASH'S DIRECTION..........

Before he digs a dinky plastic harmonica out from his mound of bed garbage and starts playing it right back.

This is now Cacophony Cabin.]

[voidbreaker]

[ i hate this very deeply




but the sound continues ]

[givethemhell]

[IT'S SO LOUD. Is this how Jingyi felt when he played his bamboo flute so badly??]

It's a terrible thing to pick up!! Put it back!

[shortfornow]

You only say that because you aren't the one playing it.

[givethemhell]

[WELL.

Well.

He's...he's not fuckin wrong. HE AIN'T WRONG AT ALL. Wei Wuxian can't even refute this.]

--At least play something with more harmony! More body!

[shortforever]

It's a one-note instrument, how do you harmonize with that?

[Unless everyone who has one gets it out and plays together.]

[givethemhell]

[That's exactly how they solve this mess. CREATE MORE NOISE.]

You-- Can't you hum into it or something?

[shortforever]

Check your shit, maybe you got one too. Then you can try it.

[givethemhell]

[He just blearily turns and starts pawing around in all of the... many... many things on his bunk....... There's like, an empty jar of peanut butter? Tons of discarded papers?? A pot of ink that isn't even sealed all the way. Bamboo skewers... Peanuts. A whole handful of peanut shells falls onto the floor when he moves his sheets.

He pauses after a second and pulls out a dinner roll.]

--Ah! I was looking for this.

[And then tucks it into his shirt.]

[voidbreaker]

How the hell do you function on a daily basis?

[ WIDEASSLOADXIAN your BUNK ]

[givethemhell]

[STOP MAKING HIS NAME EVEN MORE CURSED.]

The same way everyone else functions on a daily basis, I think?

[voidbreaker]

[ but wideassloadxian-chan... ]

Your bed looks like a walking disaster.

[givethemhell]

[STOP I AM RUNNING. ME PERSONALLY.

Anyway he pats it fondly and a couple more peanut shells go bouncing off the mattress and onto the floor.]

It isn't! It's a non-moving disaster!

[voidbreaker]

[ NO YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME. ]

Disaster zone.

[givethemhell]

[THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.]

But not hazardous, at least!

[Biohazardous...]

[voidbreaker]

[ NYOOMS DIRECTLY AT ]

What if all your junk smothers you as you sleep?

[givethemhell]

[RUNNING FASTLY.]

It shouldn't, since I've been sleeping like this for weeks already... But I can move things away from my head! Don't want anyone having to go through trial for something that silly.

[shortforever]

We've been here two weeks how did you get so much shit stuck in there already?

[givethemhell]

Two weeks is plenty of time to start ending up with things you don't need!

[Or food you don't finish, apparently.]