shortfornow (
shortfornow) wrote2020-06-10 03:09 pm
[JUST FUCKIN YELLS AS HE SNAPS AWAKE IN CONFUSION... He jolts so hard that a bunch of the shit on his bunk spills over the edge too, god.]
[IT SURE IS. He'll eat those floor snacks later, thanks.]
--What was that?! That was terrible! Did you do that? Is that what made that sound--?
[VUVUZELA...]
--What was that?! That was terrible! Did you do that? Is that what made that sound--?
[VUVUZELA...]
[ from somewhere in the peace and calm of ash's general direction...
a whistle sounds. like someone (ash) is just blowing on it consistently. ]
a whistle sounds. like someone (ash) is just blowing on it consistently. ]
[IT'S SO LOUD. Is this how Jingyi felt when he played his bamboo flute so badly??]
It's a terrible thing to pick up!! Put it back!
It's a terrible thing to pick up!! Put it back!
[STARING OVER IN ASH'S DIRECTION..........
Before he digs a dinky plastic harmonica out from his mound of bed garbage and starts playing it right back.
This is now Cacophony Cabin.]
Before he digs a dinky plastic harmonica out from his mound of bed garbage and starts playing it right back.
This is now Cacophony Cabin.]
[ i hate this very deeply
but the sound continues ]
but the sound continues ]
[WELL.
Well.
He's...he's not fuckin wrong. HE AIN'T WRONG AT ALL. Wei Wuxian can't even refute this.]
--At least play something with more harmony! More body!
Well.
He's...he's not fuckin wrong. HE AIN'T WRONG AT ALL. Wei Wuxian can't even refute this.]
--At least play something with more harmony! More body!
It's a one-note instrument, how do you harmonize with that?
[Unless everyone who has one gets it out and plays together.]
[Unless everyone who has one gets it out and plays together.]
Hm... then something like that will probably happen here, too.
[f...fun]
[f...fun]
[That's exactly how they solve this mess. CREATE MORE NOISE.]
You-- Can't you hum into it or something?
You-- Can't you hum into it or something?
Check your shit, maybe you got one too. Then you can try it.
[He just blearily turns and starts pawing around in all of the... many... many things on his bunk....... There's like, an empty jar of peanut butter? Tons of discarded papers?? A pot of ink that isn't even sealed all the way. Bamboo skewers... Peanuts. A whole handful of peanut shells falls onto the floor when he moves his sheets.
He pauses after a second and pulls out a dinner roll.]
--Ah! I was looking for this.
[And then tucks it into his shirt.]
He pauses after a second and pulls out a dinner roll.]
--Ah! I was looking for this.
[And then tucks it into his shirt.]
It depends. One of us would have to be attacked, die, or have our bodies left there for that to happen.
It’s linked to the place, from what I remember. So. Try to avoid dying, and if you really can’t help it, try not to die here.
It’s linked to the place, from what I remember. So. Try to avoid dying, and if you really can’t help it, try not to die here.
How the hell do you function on a daily basis?
[ WIDEASSLOADXIAN your BUNK ]
[ WIDEASSLOADXIAN your BUNK ]
We've been here two weeks how did you get so much shit stuck in there already?
[STOP MAKING HIS NAME EVEN MORE CURSED.]
The same way everyone else functions on a daily basis, I think?
The same way everyone else functions on a daily basis, I think?
Two weeks is plenty of time to start ending up with things you don't need!
[Or food you don't finish, apparently.]
[Or food you don't finish, apparently.]
[ but wideassloadxian-chan... ]
Your bed looks like a walking disaster.
Your bed looks like a walking disaster.
[STOP I AM RUNNING. ME PERSONALLY.
Anyway he pats it fondly and a couple more peanut shells go bouncing off the mattress and onto the floor.]
It isn't! It's a non-moving disaster!
Anyway he pats it fondly and a couple more peanut shells go bouncing off the mattress and onto the floor.]
It isn't! It's a non-moving disaster!

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