Catchall: Ayabe

[shortfornow]

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[kazokun]

[ He blinks in surprise when his face is touched, mild confusion on his face before his brows pinch together a little. ]

It's not as if I enjoy it... You guys being who you are doesn't give me any other choice.

[ Y'all are so concerning!!! Whatever this bet is, it's better Ayabe never find out, probably. ]

[shortfornow]

[ Pfft. Mild confusion is easier than most of the other reactions he could have gotten from that. ]

Let's face it, even if we weren't like this, you still would be worried. I feel bad for anyone you wind up dating. They would be sharing you with a lot of people.

[ If Ayabe ever dates. ]

[kazokun]

[ Ayabe frowns a little more, because dating is about the furthest thing from his mind in murder mansion. He just wants 3244284094 cute little siblings, he doesn't want to date. ]

Don't say it like I'd be sleeping around or something. It'd be different.

[ It would not. Dazai is absolutely right. ]

[shortfornow]

I'm surprised, Reito! Your mind went immediately to sleeping around.

[ What a perv. And he's going to mischief mode. ]

I was referring to how you would neglect them, while you were busy running around taking care of othes.

[kazokun]

[ Wow! Dazai's not actively bleeding, so Ayabe shoves him on the shoulder so he can STOP. ]

Shut up, I wouldn't do that either!

[ HE WOULD and he knows it ]

It's never going to happen, though, so there's no point in talking about this anymore.

[shortfornow]

[ He's pushed and he's laughing in response. ]

You're more likely to fall for someone than I am.

[ So it's maybe a 1% chance of happening. ]

Reito is going to be a heart breaker.

[kazokun]

Shut up.

[ He is much more likely to break somebody's arm than their heart, and that's just sad.

Ayabe huffs and stands to get leave the room, because he is GREAT at running away from things he doesn't want to deal with. What happened to helping Dazai with his bandages? He can handle them on his own. ]

[shortfornow]

[ He'll wait until Ayabe gets to the door before calling out to him. ]

You don't want to see what's under the rest of them?

[kazokun]

[ .................god damn it. He stops at the door and turns around, squinting. ]

You can just tell me, can't you?

[shortfornow]

[ There's a grin there. ]

Are you sure that would be enough for you? I could lie about it again.

[kazokun]

Why make this difficult for both of us, Dazai?

[ Is Ayabe going to have to threaten Dazai to bathe together so he can't hide anything??? He already did that to [redacted] and he doesn't need to do that again. ]

[shortfornow]

[ That's gay.

He's going to scoot back to the edge of the bed and then wiggle his finger for Ayabe to come over there. ]

You should find out while you have the chance. Who knows when I'll be in a sharing mood again.

[kazokun]

[ Yeah. But he just frowns, leaning against the door with his arms crossed over his chest. ]

Then share.

[shortfornow]

Stand over here. You won't be able to see it all from there.

[ Are you now Jingles, Ayabe ]

[kazokun]

[ He will take ONE step closer. ]

[shortfornow]

[ One step is still too far. So he'll just turn his back to Ayabe and pull off the bandages wrapped around his torso. If he wants to see the front view, he's going to have to move his butt.

He will probably just see some cuts and scrapes on his back, but nothing major. ]

I keep forgetting about this one. Someone tried killing me just before I arrived here.

[kazokun]

[ ....... He's being baited and he knows this, but still!!!!! He makes for the bed so he can sit back down again and make Dazai turn around ]

What happened? Here, let me see.

[shortfornow]

[ All according to plan.

Is it good news or not that he actually has something to show? He's turning around to face him. There's a large, diagonal scar starting towards his shoulder and ends down by his stomach. ]

Someone was trying to silence me with a scythe.

[kazokun]

[ Me, coming back to this thread and just staring at the sky, ]

Who? Why?

[ And, will they come after him again? ]

[shortfornow]

[ we'll have our memories ]

That's a bit of a long story. Are you sure you have the time to hear it all?

[ Weren't you heading out? ]

[kazokun]

When will I get another chance?

[ BECAUSE YOU'RE DYING ]

[shortfornow]

[ Reito will be here forever or at least until the game ends. ]

The old boss did this.

[ You know, the one that was assassinated. ]

There was a man who can create a hyperspace that he can controls completely. He can also shove in a dead corpse to puppet.

He was using the old boss' body to do his bidding.

[kazokun]

[ Dazai telling this story and it lasts another four weeks......

Anyways. "The old boss did this" has him frowning deeply, but then Dazai says "hyperspace" and Ayabe immediately understands nothing. ]

What... does that even mean? That old man who died? Became a ...reanimated corpse and attacked you?

[ Yeah, suddenly it does feel like it would take three weeks to explain and understand everything. ]

[shortfornow]

[ This is what he meant about it taking a while. ]

Where I'm from, people have abilities. Chuuya can manipulate gravity, while I can nullify an ability with a simple touch.

We encountered a man who can form these squares that can cover an area. Everything within that square is under his rules or control if they are dead.

[kazokun]

[ If Chuuya can manipulate gravity, why doesn't he make it less on himself so he can grow taller ]

So your power is like this house's...

[ It's really too bad Dazai couldn't nullify the house before it nullified everybody's here. ]

What counts as dead? People or animals? Bacteria?

[ Zombie bacteria will be what fucks people up the most, not zombie people. ]