[ Hmm. He skips through some of the stats, because all that tells him is that Dazai's younger than him but is around the same height and weight. ]

I'm inclined not to believe "Member of Port Mafia" only because of your age, but then it says "Chuuya's owner" and it feels like I can take everything else on the placard to be written from your point of view, with your personality. As in, taking everything with a grain of salt and not literally. For my own sanity, I shouldn't be taking you literally or seriously all the time either.

[ Maybe Port Mafia is some high school delinquent gang?? That would be more in line with what Ayabe is familiar with, high school punks. ]